Dethatching Season

I got on the horn today about the pubic dethatcher, but nobody returned my calls. I wish I could tell you why- a clawed comb that removes all the loose and dead pubic hairs, providing a natural look without the irritation of shaving, seems like a fine idea to me. But success is timing. With the current economic crisis and the presidential election upcoming, people are sacrificing pubic appearance to tackle the bigger issues. When the right time comes for my product, though, I'll be ready.